Tiger Woods’ mistress writes a tell all sex book about the athlete titled: “The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion.”
Loredana Jolie wrote the book based on her relationship with Tiger Woods which she says was like “seventh cloud.” (I don’t know what that means either, it must be some kind of escort talk for “seventh heaven” or “cloud nine.”)
She tells of Tiger’s fantasies and even claimed that she participated in threesomes with Tiger and another girl. I wonder if she has any video? Oh wait, someone already claimed that they had a Tiger Woods sex tape and it turned out to be a fake.
She describes Tiger as a well endowed and excellent lover and even went so far as to describe Elin as a uncaring gold digger. Poor Elin, this nightmare will never end for her. Hopefully she will be able to keep her kids, Sam, 2 and Charlie 1, away from this trash as long as possible.
And what should Tiger do about all of the allegations? Tiger should write his own tell all book with a confirmed list of all of his illicit lovers, the dates of their relationships and any other pertinent information. If Tiger had his own tell all sex book it would deflate other versions of his sexual history and he would make all of the money from the sale of the book. He would then be able to stop the seventh cloud gold diggers and everyone else that may try to claim he had an affair with them, made a sex tape with them or had his love child.
As soon as Elin hears that Tiger Woods’ mistress writes a tell all sex book, she should try to negotiate a larger divorce settlement. After all the poor girl has had to go through. Elin claims that she had no idea that he was cheating on her. And with so many women. Just about every week there is a new claim from one of Tiger’s former lovers. One alleged mistress even made a fake sex tape of Tiger that she was selling. It turns out that she hired an actor to look like Tiger on the video.
These gals must have heard that Rachel Uchitel received $10 million to keep her mouth shut. We may end up hearing “Tiger Woods’ mistress writes a tell all sex book“, at least 12 more times.