Megamind is a 2010 animated movie from the Dreamworks studio about a villain who gets the opportunity to become a hero. The movie villain is voiced by actor Will Ferrell. Other characters in the film include Roxanne Ritchie, Tighten, Metro Man, and Minion. Roxanne Ritchi is voiced by actress Tina Fey. Tighten is voiced by actor Jonah Hill. Metro Man is voiced by actor Brad Pitt. And Minion is voiced by David Cross. The movie and following funny quotes were written by screenwriters Alan J. Schoolcraft and Brent Simons.
No. 10 Funny Quote:
Tighten: Who are you?
Megamind: I’m like your space dad.
Megamind: You have been blessed with unfathomable power.
Tighten: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It’s unf…without fathom.
No. 9 Funny Quote:
Megamind (to Metro Man): Oh, I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots.
No. 8 Funny Quote:
Megamind: I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.
No. 7 Funny Quote:
(This movie scene takes place in front of a huge crowd of people)
Citizen in Crowd: I love you Metro Man!
Metro Man: And I love you Random Citizen.
No. 6 Funny Quote:
(This scene takes place with Roxanne Ritchi held captive by the super-villain)
Megamind: She’s using her nosy reporter skills to find out all our secrets. Such… tricks… won’t work… on me.
Roxanne Ritchi: Please talk slower.
No. 5 Funny Quote:
Tighten (to Roxanne Ritchi): I’ve been watching you… like a dingo watches a human baby.
No. 4 Funny Quote:
Roxanne Ritchi: What’s the plan?
Megamind: It mostly involves not dying.
No. 3 Funny Quote:
Tighten: I’m having a party. Got a DJ. Rented a bouncy house. Made a gallon of dip.
Roxanne Ritchi: I don’t really feel like being around a bunch of people.
Tighten: No, no, no. That’s the best part… it’ll be just like you and me.
No. 2 Funny Quote:
(This movie scene involves the plan to kill Metro Man when he comes to rescue his girlfriend Roxanne Ritchi)
Megamind (to Metro Man): You’ve fallen right into my trap.
Minion: Death ray readying.
Megamind: Let’s see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun… Fire! …Fire.
Minion: Still warming up Sir.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is warming up?!
Minion: One… sec-cond… mor-re… an-nd…tippytappytaptiptop mor-re… and…
No 1 Funny Quote:
(This movie scene takes place after killing his nemesis Metro Man)
Megamind: I did it! I can’t believe it.
Minion: Us. We both did it.
Megamind: Not us. I. I did it.
Minion: You a little more than me, but still.
Megamind: I a lot more than you.
Minion: So what’s the plan sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!