The original of this article was published on Associated Content awhile ago. This is the newer and updated version. I am constantly adding new words.
Assail-butts on a boat.
Audiophile – a place where they store albums,cassettes, and CDs.
Barium-the Latin form of Barry.
Befog – bee farts.
Booby Trap-what men use to catch boobs.
Booby Hatch-a place where they grow boobs.
Canticle-opposite of testicle.
Classical Gas – old farts.
Covet – a little cove.
Eft – A,B,C,D,E, EFT, G.
Einsteinium-the genius element.
Elderberry-a senior citizen berry.
Flying Buttress – a soaring butthole.
Gas Tank – a stomach.
Gastrology-the study of farts in the stars (aka nebula).
Gastronomy-the study of farts here on Earth.
General Assembly-a factory where they manufacture leading military figures.
Half Moon – one butt cheek.
Hummingbird – a bird that forgot that words.
Humorous – a not so funny bone.
Hyundai – Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Hyundai
Ictus – Latin for icky.
Ichthyology-the study of icky things.
Kernal – a corn seed that has joined the military.
Kidnaps – sleeping goats.
Mangrove-a place where they grow men.
Manometer – a device used for measuring men.
Naval Aviator – a flying bellybutton.
Odious – as pertaining to Odie (Garfield).
Oxymoron – idiot air.
Plug – intercourse with a light socket.
Poop Deck – a toilet.
Proverbs-to be for , as opposed to against, verbs.
Relax – to take Ex-Lax again.
Retard – to have been a tard before.
Titular – breast shaped.
Toothpaste – denture glue.
Uranus – a planet of buttholes.
Vulcanize – to grow pointed ears and say “live long and prosper.”
Wingnuts-flying nut sacs.
I’d like to thank my mother for helping with this list. Also if you have more words-feel free to submit them to me via email.