What is a Mancard?
What exactly is a mancard? I looked through my wallet and found a MasterCard, license, insurance card, and a prescription card, but no mancard. I don’t remember joining some secret club or organization called “Men’s Code of Honor” or “The Man Commandments”. A review of my checkbook shows me never paying any type of membership dues. I guess it must be some organization that you are automatically a part of if you are male and the mancard is your invisible membership symbol. So, what exactly are the man code of ethics that allows you to have this card? Can anyone revoke it? What happens when it is revoked? Do you have to go to the Secretary of State to pay a fine to reinstate it? Am I suppose to know these code of ethics that are not written down anywhere? There seems to be a list of commandments and I am going to get in big trouble revealing them here. Any infraction of these commandments will get your mancard revoked.
Partial Man Code of Ethics? For your mancard membership.
1.) Can’t date your friends ex until 6-month waiting period.
2.) It is OK to be late for a guys night out, you just will have to buy the first couple rounds.
3.) You can only pat another guys behind while playing sports.
4.) No crying in public.
5.) No drinking wussy drinks.
6.) Do not wear a Speedo……ever.
7.) You are allowed to call your Mom only once a week on Sundays, unless it is an emergency.
8.) You can cook if it is things like burgers and steaks. No baking allowed.
9.) Can’t use potpourri…..ever.
10.) You can only talk about all your feelings with a psychiatrist, one that has a current mancard.
11.) You can only go see the doctor if it is really, really bad.
12.) Watching shows like Dancing with Stars and The Bachelorette are usually forbidden. Only if you are forced by a significant other. And then you can only pretend you liked it.
13.) Owning a cat. Your significant other better own it.
I wonder, do women have a “Womancard”?
Source: “personal experience”