Zombies eat brains, right? So it makes sense that they are staunch supporters of Libraries, which enrich and nourish juicy brains for aforementioned zombies to feast upon.
But the zombies are in danger of starving!
Drastic cuts of over $16 million proposed for next year’s budget greatly threaten the brain supply of NYC zombies. Therefore zombies, as well as non-zombies who also seem to have a stake in brains, will be marching across the Brooklyn Bridge on October 31st to protest these cuts and save the libraries.
Word also has it that any humans participating in this march would be HIGHLY ADVISED to dress up as zombies as well, so as not to stand out from the REAL zombies and get your brains eaten. We assume you’re still using your brains or at least plan to in the future, since you are interested in saving libraries, so be wise and heed this advice.
Meet at Cadman Plaza in Brooklyn, next to High st A,C station at 11 am.
See the event notice here for more information.